question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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