so that wasnt chicken after all
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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