what if I'm pregnant?
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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