Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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