I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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