i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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