never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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