Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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