We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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