I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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