This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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