do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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