Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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