we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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