saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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