we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
be right there i have to get my cape
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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