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Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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