Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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