Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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