I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
