He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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