Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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