BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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