Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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