three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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