I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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