Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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