Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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