i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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