You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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