need another drink. this is the easiest way
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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