gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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