sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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