i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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