I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Fuck appropriateness.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I need water and some morals
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