your thong is hanging out like whoa
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
