FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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