I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
