Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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