you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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