party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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