me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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