brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
