haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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