ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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