If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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