Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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