Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
