What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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