Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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