Say something about gay babies.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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