I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
