brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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