Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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