im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I wear drunk well.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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