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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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